10. Kevin Johnson and Robert Forrey fall in love and move to Portsmouth New Hampshire where they can be be legally wed and still work to ruin a city named Portsmouth.
9. Teresa Mollette begins anger management therapy after Drs. warn that attending one more city council meeting could cause her head to explode.
8. Austin Leedom learns to write, stops lying and pays his taxes.
7. City of Portsmouth finally gains the money needed to fix the Grandview Ave. sewer problems when Rich Knoll pays 20 yrs of back water and sewer bills.
6. Jane Murray faces fact that being Mayor of Portsmouth doesn't make her a world leader and returns to Lexington, KY.
5. Harold Daub shaves ridicules moustache and gives up favorite passtime of being a public pain in the ass.
4. P-Town Underground wins best public service blog award.
3. SOGP and City Government cleared of all graft and corruption charges when it is revealed that Irish Mob really runs the city.
2. No property owned by Lee Scott burns down.
1. Everyone stops bitching and starts working together to make our town grow again.
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May all of your wishes come true, Mob! Happy New Year.
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