The Irish Mob has learned from sources within the Special Christmas Crimes Task Force of the PPD. Hey, we're the Irish Mob, of course we have contacts within the PPD; but to be fair, only within the Special
Christmas Crimes Task Force, the rest of the PPD are disgustingly honest. At any rate our sources tell us that there have been a number of instances of the Baby Jesus disappearing from people's home creches this
Christmas season. The Special Christmas Crimes Task Force officially claims to be baffled by this series of bizarre abductions, privately our sources tell us they're pretty sure that Dr. Robert Forrey, the man the P-Town Underground has dubbed Grinch no.1, is behind the thefts.When asked why the SCCTF didn't haul his ancient dried-up, godless, ass in for questioning our source pointed out that too many of the SCCTF were CAVE people sympathizers to ever take on the groups very own little gay messiah. So there you have it Portsmouth, homes all over our great city are bereft this Christmas season , as Protestant and Catholic families alike try to adjust to a Christmas with no Baby Jesus in their Nativity Scene mangers. And this tragedy is probably due to the cruel machinations of a man who not only hates the Baby Jesus and His Father, but women and religion and the University and city that took him in after he no doubt screwed up his life wherever he was before he came here. . The Irish Mob knows that Jesus is The Reason for the Season and that if Forrey is behind this heinous crime its because he not only wants to destroy Portsmouth but Christmas as well . Be advised Herr Doktor! The citizens of this city will not tolerate this your evil hold over this city is about to end. If you ,dear reader, are fortunate enought to still have your Baby Jesus at home safe in His little manger guard Him well. Merry Christmas Portsmouth and Screw You Dr. Forrey
Dear Mob, Thanks for the laughs. We needed it.
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