Austin Leedom Apparently Has the Hots for Mayor Murray

The Irish Mob was surprised and... ok a little creeped out to learn that local rumor monger and oily looking old gentleman, Austin Leedon apparently is attracted to Mayor Jane Murray, how else can you explain this:

Attacks on the new Mayor by the Solicitor and the aggressive councilmen were disagreeable, discourteous, unmanly and caused many witnesses to lower their estimation of the attackers who

were ganging up on a lady during her first meeting as Mayor.  The offending attackers damaged themselves and lowered their already sub-par reputations.

In the days following the attack of these ruffians on the out-numbered lady Mayor I have heard ugly,

unkind remarks about Solicitor Jones, Councilmen John Haas, David Malone, Nick Basham and

ex-Mayor Jim Kalb because of their words and actions against the lady Mayor.  One kindly old gentleman [Austin Leedom?]

remarked “Those fellows mistreating the lady Mayor during that meeting   can in no way deserve to be called men.  Real men don’t act that way.”

 Council rejected all ofy the new Mayor’s requests including funding to get heat and renovation

for the Mayor’s Office.

Written by Austin Leedom - Wednesday, 20 January 2010

See what we mean,,,,, the old guy is really kind of sweet in a creepy. brain damaged sort of way,  The Mob had assumed at his age, with a prostate probably the size of a grapefruit, Austin would be beyond trying to impress a [relatively] young chick like Queen Jane with how chivalrous he is. What's next taking off that ridicules old blue trench coat and throwing it over a puddle, so Queen Jane doesn't get her little feet wet? Really, Austin,  anyone who witnessed that meeting knows that all council was doing was attempting to stop the barracuda from eating this town alive.  But hey, guys will do stupid things to try to impress chicks, so even though you appear to be a malicious moron we wish you well in your quest to get into the royal panties.  Good luck, old timer.