QUEEN JANE APPROXIMATELY

 JANIE, JANIE, JANIE, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
MASS FIRINGS! WILD ACCUSATIONS! BEHAVING AS IF YOU WERE OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL. REALLY, DEAR, THAT'S SO BUSH LEAGUE.
Everyone knows that power has to be used judiciously and wisely, if you really want your way and want to punish the folks who have pissed you off, without looking like a demented power hungry witch; you have to go about it the right way. You know, secret deals cut in smoke filled back rooms.       You don't really believe that crap the CAVE people spout do you? Everyone knows that Portsmouth problems stem from previous administrations refusal to listen to reason.  We're the Irish Mob, we understand real politics. We know how to get things done without raising a ruckus. You really should give us a call before you screw things up so badly even we can't fix it. [We hear the EPA is going to fine the city $10,000 per day for not having someone with a class 4 license running the water works. Very sloppy, Jane. C'mon, give us a call what's it going to hurt? Don't wait until it gets as bad as this:



WITH APOLOGIES TO BOB DYLAN
 When the city soliciter sends back all your grand statements
And the EPA to the city explains
That you've high handedness is costing us a bundle
Won't you come see us Queen Jane?
Won't you come see us, Queen Jane?

Now when all of the CAVE people want back the support they've lent you
And the sound of their cheers does not remain
And all of Portsmouth's citizens resent you
Won't you come see us, Queen Jane?
Won't you come see us, Queen Jane?

Now when the clowns from Lexington, you've commissioned
Have seen that your plans were all in vain
And you're sick of all your retribution
Won't you come see us, Queen Jane?
Won't you come see us, Queen Jane?

When all of your advisers have lawsuits pending
Because you didn't think this volunteer cabinet through
And you realize your egomaniacal dream is ending
Won't you come see us, Queen Jane?
Won't you come see us, Queen Jane?

Now when all the felons that you called to advise you
All steal more city property and complain
And you want somebody who can help you get your way
Won't you come see us, Queen Jane?
Won't you come see us, Queen Jane?

The Irish Mob: Helping Egotistical Politicians get their way since 1885. Give us a call Janie, we can help .

IF ITS THIS MESSY AFTER 3 DAYS IMAGINE WHERE WE'LL BE IN A MONTH.